Happy New Year - 2012

I wish you all a Happy New Year...

Google Doodle for 2012!

So, what will be your New Year Resolutions? Let's discuss by leaving a comment...

New Year Sms | Noboborsho Sms - 1

You can use these new year SMS for 2013, just change the bold words, that's it...

Tomar janno surjo othe,tomar janno prabhat hoy,tomar jannoi suchona diner,r natun bacharer suchona SUDHU TOMAR JANNA.

HAPPY NEW YEAR ¤1419¤

Natun ashar, natun pran,natun

sure natun gaan,natun jiboner natun alo,natun bachor katuk valo...Happy New Year & welcome 2013.I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST....

Dustu Mojar / Funny Bengali SMS - 15

IF U R IN "LOVE"

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Dara tor maa k bolchi..................

O KAKIMAAAAAAA.........................DAKO KI KORCHA

Ekta barir niche napit chul katche.Chhad theke saya ure eshe customer-er mathay porlo. Napit chechiye bollo..."Boudi saya tulun chul katbo".

Bondhutto with Bengali Good Morning SMS

"kichu raat sopner"

"kichu sriti koster"

"kichu somoy abeger"

"kichu kotha hridoyer"

"kichu manus moner"

kichu "BONDHU" chirodiner...

gd mrng.~.

Bondhu 2mi misti alo sonali vora din.bondhu 2mi sweety sweety soft baby cream.bondhu 2mi thanda batas tusar vora him.

Bondhu 2mi break fast er powruti r dim.

Bijoya Sms - 5

Saptami,Ostami, Nabami galo,Elo Pujor Sesh.Mone tobu roye galo Anander Resh.Dasami abar diye galo agami pujor ASHA,SUBHO BIJAYAR sange janai PRITI O BHALOBASHA.

Sukhe-dukkhe udash haoa,tin diner ei chaoa-paoa,shob perie aj bijoya,subhechhya tai janiye deoa,mon bole aj dhak'er robe,asche bochhor abar hobe.'SUVO BIJOYA'..

Durga Puja Bijoya Sms - 4

Kur kur kur

Bajche dhak,

Kailash j dilo dak.

Suru hobe

Sindur khela,

Debir j aaj

Jaowar pala.

Bodhon theke

Bisorjon,

Bhalo rekho MAA

Sobar mon.*SUBHO BIJOYA*

Dhaker bajna,

Himel haowa.

Sindur khela,

Maayer jaowa.

Dukhi mone bidai deowa,

Aasche bachor abar paowa...

'SUVO BIJAYA'

Subho Bijoya Sms - 3

Panchami khusir amej,sosthite bodhon.saptomite nacha nachi,ostomite vojon.nabomite ghure fire hapie lokjon,dasomite bidai sure kade sabar mon.

Suvo Bijaya...

Dhaker kathir misti resh,

pujo ebar holo sesh.

Nuton ashai bandhi buk,

sobar echche puron hok.

Asche bachor abar hobe,k jane k kothai robe!

"SUVO BIJAYA"

Durga Puja Sms

Dhaker awaz dhai kur kur/

Sona jay oi agomoni sur/

Mayer ebar asar pala/

Suru holo mozar khela/

Tai niye ai sukhi mon/

Janay agam avinandan...

Suvo panchami.

"SOSTHI" te thak notun choa

"SAPTAMI" hok sisir dhoa,

anjali dao "ASTHAMI" te,

adda jamuk "NABAMI" te,

"DASHAMI" te hok misti mukh,

pujo ebar tomar khub valo katuk...

Subho Mahalaya Sms - 3

Roder jhilik soroter akash/

Shiuli fuler gondho/

Ma asche dolay abr/

Dorja keno bondho/

Pujo elo tai to abr/

Bajna bajay dhaki/

Pujo aste matro j r 8 ti din baki.

Pujo mane nil akashe, sada megher vela/

pujo mane khusir joaar,adda sarabela/

pujo mane harie jawa premer fire asa/

pujo mne notun kore abar Valobasa.

HAPPY MAHALAYA

Sundor Sokal / Suprovat SMS - 4

:SUPRABHAT:

S=Sundar Sakal a

U=Ushar Alo

P=Pub Akashe

R=Rakto Ranga

A=Abir Choa

B=Bhalobasa r

H=Hridoy Bhora

A=Ananda Sab

T=Toke Dilam:-)

dinta shuvo hok.

Amay khuje pabe tumi sisir veja ghase,vorer oy misti aloy thakbo tomar pase.sokol somoy jokhon tumi vabbe neje aka,hajar sritir vere tumi pabe amar dekha.Gdmng.

Bangla Funny SMS - 14

SHOTRU

Exam Special :

"Ami Vidyasagor noi je sob likhe debo r Murkho o noi je sob chere debo.

Ami holam STUDENT,sala!!B-) lekha r na lekhar majhe sob DEKHE TUKE debo...

VOGOBAN noi j pass kriye debo,

r baje examiner noi j fail koriye dbo..

Ami holam C.U..

Sala pass r fail er majhkhane supli diye lotke rekhe dbo..

Bondhutto Sms | Bangla Friedship Sms - 4

JIBON HOLO CHHOTO EK BOYE CHOLA NADI,

EI NADITA CHALTE GIYA THOMKE DARAO JADI,

TOKHON BONDHU AASTE PARO AMRAR DIKE BOYA,

OPEKHAY THAKBO AMI UUPO NADI HOYA...

by RAJU SAHA.

Bondhu mane sakalbela/Bond-hu mane sanjh/Bondhu mane moner kotha bolte kiser laj/Bondhu mane faka-math ektukhani haowa/Bondhu mane ei jibone anek kichu paoa....

Funny SMS (Bengali) - 13

1 jon teacher tar student k bollo-"BOLO TO KON KOTHA TA STUDENT RA BESI USE KARE ?"

St- "JANI NA SIR!!!!"

Te- "1 DAM RIGHT BOSO."

GIRL:- ghumiye acho to swapno pathao, jege acho to vabna pathao, jodi kandcho to chokher jol pathao.

BOY:- Priotoma, PAIKHANA korchi, ki pathabo..?

by Rahul Dhibar

Goodnight SMS (Bengali) - 5

Halka megher pakhna../

Vuliye diye vabna../

Ekti dustu chand../

Janay tomay,

hocche govir raat./

Ohe Swopner jatri.SMS-e janai tomay misti

~Suvo Ratri~

1ta prithibi sobar jonno

1ta surjo diner jonno

1ta chand rater jonno

1ta sathi sara jeboner jonno

1ta prarthona 2mar jono

"VALO THAKO SOB SOMOYER JNNO"

GUD NGT.

Bristi / Borshakal / Rainy Day SMS

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Eto Bristi

Bhije Gelam.

Tao Toke Bolte Elam,

Happy Rainy Day!

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Kire, ki vabchis? Kichu bolbi? Bristi'te vijis na thaanda lege jabe. . . Ghore giye lep muri diye ghumiye por... Gød night

Mojar Sms - 12

Tui ki akhon free

achis?

Ekta somay pelei

amay phon korish

1ta personal darkar

ache.

Urgent,Kauke bolbina plZ.

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Vabchi

"TAJMAHAL" ta BECHE DEBO.

Kinbi?

Tumi ekti bang.

tomar choto choto thang.

tumi ekti goru.

tomar lej ta tai shoru.

tumi ekti 6agol.

tai to tumi pagol.

Tomar matha mota,tai por6o msg ta gota...

Happy Mother's Day

Prothom sporsho Maa.

prothom paoa Maa.

prothom shobdo Maa.

meri maa..amma..



This 8th may on Mothers Day.

4wrd dis msg who loves their mother vry much..

Bus Conflict Funny Video (Bengali)

Here’s a funny conflict video of a man and woman in a bus. The man stands beside the woman while travelling in a public bus and suddenly she gets disturbed and started quarrelling with the person. A conflict (no, it’s not hand to hand) happens and she gets down from the bus.

The throwing of the words are very good, and (may be) a lesson to how to treat a nagging woman! A must watch comedy show...

Happy Birthday Rabindranath Tagore

JAHARA AMAR JHERECHE NOBEL, JHEPECHE SONAR THALA ,,

TUMI KI TADER MERECHO KHISTI, BOLECHO TADER S-A-L-A..!!

Sms from Rabindranath on his coming 150th Birthday!

Funny Bengali Politics SMS

I think no one will be mad at me if I post some funny politics SMS!

This is an adult message..

If u r under 18, please don't read this sms..





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Election is coming....

Please vote!!

New releas-- SINGUR NIYE KHELA Avinaye action hero-BUDDHADEB, Dustu misti nayika MAMATA, Atithi silpi MEDHA PATEKAR, Rachona o Nirdesona RATAN TATA, kritagyata sikar WB POLICE.

TMC Slogan:

Asche bachor,

Asche din,

Buddha Deb er

Biye din.....

Then,

CPIM Replies:

Tora jodi

Raji thakis

Mamata ke

sajiye rakhis.......

Bondhu Sms - 6

Joto dure jao na keno aachi tomar pashe,

Takiye dekho akash paane ghum jodi na aashe.

Kache amai pabe tumi haat barabe jei,

Jodi na pao janbe sedin ami ar nei.

Aro 1bar bondhu hobo tor hat dhore.Aro 1bar basbo valo tor moto kore.1bar noy chorui holi amr chilekothay,harie jasna pls..toke khujbo ami kothay?...Lv u..Tk cr

Subho Noboborsho | Bengali New Year Sms - 2

Iccha gulo ure beraak pakhna duti mele,

Dinguli tor jakna kete emni hese khele,

Apurno na thake jano tor kono sokh

Ai kamonar sathe janai

Subho Poila Boisakh

By Sunflower

BACHAR SESER JHARA PATA BOLLO URE ESE

EK-TI BACHAR PERIYA GELO HAOAR SATHE VESE.

NATUN BACHHAR ASCHE TAKE JOTNO KORE REKHO

SWAPANO GULO SOTTI KORE VISON VALO THEKO.

by Raju Saha

Bengali Goodnight SMS | Subho Ratri Sms - 4

ogulo mosha ! Mere suye poro... "GOOD NIGHT"

Ratri adhar ghonie elo,santo holo para.Akaspothe uthlo fute lokho koti tara.Diner sese ghumer deser klanto pathojatri,swapno dekhar prohor suru,janai suvo ratri.

Funny Bengali SMS - 11

Jibone jatoi Dukkho Asuk,jatoi kasto Asuk, jatoi kanna pak,2mi kintu Chokhe jol jamiye Rekhona, karon....



















.... joma jolei Maleriar Mosha Dim Pare..

Cheleder mon joler moto swachho,ar meyedr mon mobile er moto complicated.

Tai jol e mobile poruk ba

mobile e jol poruk ultimately mobile'er e

12ta baje.

Bangla Naughty SMS | Mojar - 10

Dadu gelo chomke!!! :/







Para gelo thomke!!! :p







Matha gelo bomke!!! ;)









Ki dekhe vai??? B-)



















































Are dida abar maa hoyeche tai... ;-)

Custmr: ami paharer opor theke lafabo, 1ta parasuit chai.





Dokandr: ei nin.





Cstmr: eta thik somoye khulbe to?

Dokndr: ha, na khulle nie asben palte debo.

Happy Holi

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Holi '. Hai '.



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Bangla Good morning SMS | Suprovat SMS - 2

Jodi mon kade ami asbo borsha hoye,



jodi mon hase ami asbo roddur hoye,



jodi mon ore ami asbo pakhi hoye,



jodi mon khojhe ami asbo BONDHU hoye.



*Good morning*

RAT bolche TOMAY AMI vison VALOBASI,

TUMI SWPNO dekhbe bolei AMI DINER pore asi,

GHUM parabo bolei TOMAR MATHAY bolai HAT,

VALOBESE di TOMAKE akta SUVORAT..:

Half of my SMS gone!

Friends, half of my sms are gone while exporting the blog. You may find some of the posts as incomplete. Sorry for this trouble, I will try to restore it as soon as possible but your help is also needed. If you have any collections of bengali sms, send it to me.

Bengali Summer Sms | Ore baba ki Gorom - 1

Chokh jholshano akash,gorom gorom batash,chirbirani ga,gham kome na,kolshi kolshi jol,dheleo melena phal,uttape phate bhumi,bhalo theko tumi!!!

HAPPY SUMMER

Know more summer sms, send it to me.

Friends Sms - 5

Jodi mon kade ami asbo borsha hoye,



jodi mon hase ami asbo roddur hoye,



jodi mon ore ami asbo pakhi hoye,



jodi mon khojhe ami asbo BONDHU hoye.



*Good morning*

JIBON mane cholti pothe Bondhuder Hatchani,JIBON mane Sritipote Tar Udas Chobikhani;JIBON mane sob harieo Chotto ekta Asha:JIBON mane Virer majhe Chena Valobasa

Bangla Love | Valobasa Sms - 4

aami aaj bose aachi__

sudhu poth cheye__

sudur digante__

sudhu aalor choa__

aajo aachi ekla bose__

sudhu sei suvokhaner__

suvo protikhai__

aajo valobashi tomai__

sudhu tomai___!!



by Bappa_2u

SMS hoye thakbo ami tomar ridoy jure,

ringtone hoye bajbo ami misti modhur sure,

kokhono vebona ami tomar theke dure,

bondhu hoye achhi ami tomar nayan jure.

Bengali Funny SMS - 5

Ami GADHA



Ami GORU



Ami CHAGOL



Ami VERA @ . @ @



Ami ULLU



Ami PAPI



Ami BOKA



Are aste poro

Sobai tomar gun gulo sune fello j...

ARKIMIDIS LAW OF LOVE- "kono chele ba meye preme angsik ba sampurno nimojjito hole meyetir j poriman emotion loss hoy ta chele tir pocket money losser soman."

Subho Bijoya Sms - 1

Rajpath theke oli-goli-"MA" bolechen ebar chali,aabaar ami aashbo fire, thakis tora saantir nire, mobile juger etaai dhaaraa sms a bijoyaa saaraa.SHUBHO BIJOYA.

Ebar mago biday tabe/ Aasche bachar aabar habe/ Sabai ke maa rakhis sukhe/ Bijaya hok mistimukhe-

Bangla Friendship Sms | Bondhu Sms - 3

BONDHU mane PAROS PATHOR,chulei pare sona.BONDU mane LAKKICHARA badon na mana.BONDU mane BHUMI maje CACTUS hoye thaka.Moner maje sritigulo FOSSILS kore rakha!!!

Bristi veja amar akas,

Monta tai vishon udas,

Udas megher sathe misti kadon,

Dui noyone ojhor srabon,Ami achi jemon temon.Bandhu tumi acho kemon?

Bengali Friendship Sms | Bondhutto Sms - 2

Bondhu holo sa ja tomar hridoy-er gaan jana,ebong je tomar jonno seta gaite pare,jakhon tumi seta bhule jabe.Form .......Your's........?

Bondhu mana chader miste alo,surjor udito hoya,tarar ghekemeke,bondhu mana tume ami aksatha thaka.Bondhu mana Dura thaka monar kacha thaka,bondhu mana tume ami?

Bengali Good Night SMS - 1

Bondhu mana chader miste alo,surjor udito hoya,tarar ghekemeke,bondhu mana tume ami aksatha thaka.GN8

Din sundor surjo uthle,



Raat sundor chand uthle,



Sapno sundor modhur hole,



Shristi sundor purno hole,



R tumi sundor





AMAR BONDHU HOLE... gdn8

Dustu Sms | Funny Sms - 9

Dhoro tumi 1ta Kak Pusle







Oke Roj Sunsilk Makhie Chan Korale







Jodi Dekho Tar Palok Puro Soft Hoe gache.

Tahole Kaktar Nam Ki Hobe?









Mi-cro-soft !@!!!:)

BOU:1Ta KTha BoLBo,MaRBe NaTo?

SAMi:Na,BoLo!

BOU:AMi PREGNENT.

SAMi:ATaTo ANoNDER KTha

BOU:CoLeGe LiFE-E

BaBa K 1BaR BoLe ChiLaM!

BaBa KhuB MeRe ChiLo