Saturday, September 28, 2013

CID SMS 2014

(1) Inbox ma sms aave k na aave...

Wah... Wah...

Inbox ma sms aave ke na aave...

Pan…Sony TV karo...

To CID aave aave ne aave ...


(2) ACP : Khoon kisne kiya batao????

Are

khoon kisne kiya batao????
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Suspect ne kaha 'Melody Khao,Khud jann jao....!!!!'

(3) 500 ka note dekh kar lo…

Wah... Wah...

500 ke note dekh kar lo…

Aajkal woh farzi hai…

ACP : " lagta hai khooni ladka nahi koi ladki hai "


(4) Nahi ho sakta sachin ka catch…

Wah... Wah...

Nahi ho sakta sachin ka catch…

ACP : " kisi ka to hoga finger print match "


(5) Zayed khan hai hritik ka saala…

Wah... Wah...

Zayed khan hai hritik ka saala…

ACP : “ Abhijit tumne toh ise maar daala ”


(6) 5 rs. Ka ek samosa, 10 rs. Ka do…

Wah... Wah...

5 ka ek samosa dus ka do...

ACP : "daya,darwaza tod do !!! "


(7) Cricket se pehle karte hain toss...

Wah... Wah...

Cricket se pehle krte hain toss...

Salunkhe : " it's complicated,boss ! "

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