Saturday, September 28, 2013

Double Meaning SMS


Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay.

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Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam.

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I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

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Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho.
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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
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Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
.
.
.
.
Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi.
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Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna.
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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,
ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do.

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Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge.
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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic. theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¦
Aur kyo na ho¦ Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi¦-hai

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If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP URSELF
mistake aap ki hi hogi.

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Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA mag jayega.
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Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
*
*
Batao kia hota hay ?
*
*
Nahin malum?
*
*
Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..
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Yar I trusted you so much
but ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
plz stop telling everybody that,
.
.
.
.
I’m so CUTE.
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
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Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
.
.
.
.
Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”
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ALLAH
Aap ko
brown
balo wali
neeli aankhon wali
Gulabi honton wali,
Patli kamar wali,
Khoobsurat seengoon wali
.
.
gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye
Ameen.
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Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho,
Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
K tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho.
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When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
.
.
cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
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In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.
Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay mein.

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I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN.
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Suno!
Aaj Aftari mein
samose bi thay
pakoray bi thay
sharbat bhi tha
kele bhi the
saib bhi the
angoor bhi the
Khujoor bhi thi
bas
aik tumhari kami thi
Kharboozay!
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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad.
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Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
.
.
.
Maiyooon.
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kuch log sari raat karte hain
kuch log bar baar kertay hain
kuch din main kai baar kertay hain
kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain
.
.
.
Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge.
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Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
.
.
Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai.
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Karay jao
Karay jao
Karay jao
.
.
.
baysharmon ki tarah
SMS receive kare jao
Kabhi reply na kerna…!!
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